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"I really do love this pattern of microorganisms on this tie!"

A necktie is a strip of material worn around the collar and tied in a knot, which then hangs down and rubs endless unsterile surfaces (like open wounds) and ensures the neverending transmission of disease.[1] Infectious diseases specialists absolutely adore neckties.


  1. Tips – How to Keep Your Necktie Nice & Colonized‏

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