Difference between revisions of "Necktie"
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| − | A '''necktie''' is a strip of material worn around the collar and tied in a knot, which then hangs down and rubs endless unsterile surfaces (like open wounds) and ensures the neverending transmission of disease.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/new-article-tips-how-to-keep-your-necktie-nice-colonized%e2%80%8f/ Tips – How to Keep Your Necktie Nice & Colonized]</ref> Infectious diseases specialists absolutely adore '''neckties'''. | + | A '''necktie''' is a strip of material worn around the collar and tied in a [[Granny Knot|knot]], which then hangs down and rubs endless unsterile surfaces (like open wounds) and ensures the neverending transmission of disease.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/new-article-tips-how-to-keep-your-necktie-nice-colonized%e2%80%8f/ Tips – How to Keep Your Necktie Nice & Colonized]</ref> Infectious diseases specialists absolutely adore '''neckties'''. |
Latest revision as of 16:00, 30 September 2016
A necktie is a strip of material worn around the collar and tied in a knot, which then hangs down and rubs endless unsterile surfaces (like open wounds) and ensures the neverending transmission of disease.[1] Infectious diseases specialists absolutely adore neckties.
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