Difference between revisions of "Stick of Butter"
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''Patient: I sure do!'' | ''Patient: I sure do!'' | ||
| − | ''Provider: So I see you've come in with congestive heart failure.'' | + | ''Provider: So I see you've come in with [http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ congestive heart failure].'' |
''Patient: It always flares up! Do you know why?'' | ''Patient: It always flares up! Do you know why?'' | ||
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | [[Category:Food & Nutrition]] | ||
Revision as of 11:56, 2 October 2016
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A stick of butter should never be peeled like a banana and eaten like a snack.
Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider
Provider (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?
Patient (removing stick of butter from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.
Provider (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?
Patient: I sure do!
Provider: So I see you've come in with congestive heart failure.
Patient: It always flares up! Do you know why?
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