Difference between revisions of "Eggplant"
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| − | '''Eggplant''' is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. '''Eggplant''' is one of many items that should never be placed in a [[Interventional Proctology|rectum]] for safekeeping.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/foreign-body/ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts']</ref> A refrigerator is a much better option. | + | '''Eggplant''' is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. '''Eggplant''' is one of many items that should never be placed in a [[Interventional Proctology|rectum]] for safekeeping.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/foreign-body/ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts']</ref> A refrigerator is a much better option.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/1019/ Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved]</ref> |
Revision as of 07:10, 5 December 2016
Eggplant is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. Eggplant is one of many items that should never be placed in a rectum for safekeeping.[1] A refrigerator is a much better option.[2]
References
- ↑ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts'
- ↑ Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved
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