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F**k you, '''[[Piñata|Dilaudid]]'''!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/er-goop/ Goop From ER Break Room Becomes Sentient, Asks for Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/nurse-dilaudid/ Report: Nurse on 3rd Floor Excited to Give 0.1 mg of Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/pyxis-machine/ Pyxis Machine Dispenses Broken Glass Dilaudid Ampule, Laughs on the Inside]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/leave-ama/ Patient Able to Get Dilaudid Just Before Leaving AMA]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/dilaudid-nazi/ ER Hires “Dilaudid Nazi” to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/emesis/ Drug Seeker Fills Entire Emesis Bucket with Noise Before Receiving Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/pyxis-dilaudid/ North Korea Hacks ER Pyxis Machines Nationwide, Renders Them Unable to Dispense Dilaudid]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/natural-dilaudid/ Natural Dilaudid Spring Discovered in Alps; Drug Seekers Scramble for Climbing Gear, Airline Tickets]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/sliding-scale/ Patient Perfects “Sliding Scale Dilaudid” Regimen at Home</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/annual-easter-dilaudid-hunt/ Record Number of Drug Seekers Expected for Annual Easter Dilaudid Hunt]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/narcan/ Study: Dilaudid Administration Directly Correlates with High Patient Satisfaction; Narcan Not So Much]</ref>
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Revision as of 16:18, 28 September 2016

F**k you, Dilaudid![1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12]


References

  1. ↑ Goop From ER Break Room Becomes Sentient, Asks for Dilaudid
  2. ↑ Report: Nurse on 3rd Floor Excited to Give 0.1 mg of Dilaudid
  3. ↑ Pyxis Machine Dispenses Broken Glass Dilaudid Ampule, Laughs on the Inside
  4. ↑ Patient Able to Get Dilaudid Just Before Leaving AMA
  5. ↑ ER Hires “Dilaudid Nazi” to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids
  6. ↑ Drug Seeker Fills Entire Emesis Bucket with Noise Before Receiving Dilaudid
  7. ↑ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked
  8. ↑ North Korea Hacks ER Pyxis Machines Nationwide, Renders Them Unable to Dispense Dilaudid
  9. ↑ Natural Dilaudid Spring Discovered in Alps; Drug Seekers Scramble for Climbing Gear, Airline Tickets
  10. ↑ [http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/sliding-scale/ Patient Perfects “Sliding Scale Dilaudid” Regimen at Home
  11. ↑ Record Number of Drug Seekers Expected for Annual Easter Dilaudid Hunt
  12. ↑ Study: Dilaudid Administration Directly Correlates with High Patient Satisfaction; Narcan Not So Much


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