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The '''American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons''' (or '''AAOS''') is a professional organization founded in 1933 for the medical education of orthopods.  Continuing medical education activities focus on fixing, counting, throwing, juggling, or burying bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/femur-stethoscope/ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/orthopod-drum-kit-femurs/ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref>  Ripping phone books in half is also a favorite pastime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/orthopedic-applicant/ Orthopedic Applicant Tears Phonebook in Half to Seal Interview]</ref>
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The '''American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons''' (or '''AAOS''') is a professional organization founded in 1933 for the medical education of orthopods.  Continuing medical education activities focus on fixing, counting, throwing, juggling, or burying bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/bones/ http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/bones/]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/femur-stethoscope/ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/orthopod-drum-kit-femurs/ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref>  Ripping phone books in half is also a favorite pastime.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/orthopedic-applicant/ Orthopedic Applicant Tears Phonebook in Half to Seal Interview]</ref>
  
  
 
'''Mission Statement'''
 
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To consult the [[Society of Hospital Medicine]] for medical management, to use [[Ancef (Cefazolin)|Ancef]] liberally<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/orthopod-auscultates-ancef-pump/ Orthopod Caught Auscultating Ancef Pump]</ref>, and to explain diastolic heart failure really good.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ An Orthopedic Surgeon Explains: Diastolic Heart Failure]</ref>
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To consult the [[Society of Hospital Medicine]] for medical management, to use [[Ancef (Cefazolin)|Ancef]] liberally<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/orthopod-auscultates-ancef-pump/ Orthopod Caught Auscultating Ancef Pump]</ref>, to explain diastolic heart failure really good.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ An Orthopedic Surgeon Explains: Diastolic Heart Failure]</ref>, and to write notes without words.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/soap-note/ http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/soap-note/]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/orthopaedics-progress-notes/ Orthopaedics to Begin to Use Emojis in Progress Notes]</ref>
  
  

Revision as of 08:20, 5 February 2017

"Bones. We Like Bones."

The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (or AAOS) is a professional organization founded in 1933 for the medical education of orthopods. Continuing medical education activities focus on fixing, counting, throwing, juggling, or burying bones.[1][2][3][4][5] Ripping phone books in half is also a favorite pastime.[6]


Mission Statement

To consult the Society of Hospital Medicine for medical management, to use Ancef liberally[7], to explain diastolic heart failure really good.[8], and to write notes without words.[9][10]


A Note to Non-Orthopods

Please be kind and help your fellow orthopod next time you spot them stuck in a hot van or in a snowbank.[11][12] Do not confuse them with arthrpods.[13] And don't forget to say thank you by buying them some pina coladas.[14]


References

  1. ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/bones/
  2. ↑ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope
  3. ↑ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator
  4. ↑ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums
  5. ↑ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone
  6. ↑ Orthopedic Applicant Tears Phonebook in Half to Seal Interview
  7. ↑ Orthopod Caught Auscultating Ancef Pump
  8. ↑ An Orthopedic Surgeon Explains: Diastolic Heart Failure
  9. ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/soap-note/
  10. ↑ Orthopaedics to Begin to Use Emojis in Progress Notes
  11. ↑ Unattended Orthopedic Surgeon Left in Hot Van
  12. ↑ Oh No! Orthopedic Surgeon Got Plowed into a Snowbank
  13. ↑ The Difference Between Arthropods & Orthopods
  14. ↑ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain


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