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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting.  Though it can be delivered by anyone, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse.  A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness; the other is Dilaudid.
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A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting <ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale.</ref>.  Though it can be delivered by anyone,<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays.</ref>  patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse <ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich</ref>.  A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special.</ref> ; the other is Dilaudid.<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked</ref>
  
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1. Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale.  http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/
 
 
 
2. Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays.  http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/
 
 
 
3. Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special.  http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/
 

Revision as of 06:31, 14 July 2016

A turkey sandwich is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting [1]. Though it can be delivered by anyone,[2] patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse [3]. A turkey sandwich is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness[4] ; the other is Dilaudid.[5]

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  1. http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale.
  2. http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays.
  3. http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich
  4. http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special.
  5. http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked


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