Difference between revisions of "Turkey Sandwich"
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− | A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting. Though it can be delivered by anyone, patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse. A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness; the other is Dilaudid. | + | A '''turkey sandwich''' is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting <ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale.</ref>. Though it can be delivered by anyone,<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays.</ref> patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse <ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich</ref>. A '''turkey sandwich''' is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special.</ref> ; the other is Dilaudid.<ref>http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked</ref> |
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Revision as of 06:31, 14 July 2016
A turkey sandwich is a sandwich made of turkey that is ubiquitous in the hospital setting [1]. Though it can be delivered by anyone,[2] patients prefer that it is delivered by a nurse [3]. A turkey sandwich is one of only two things that can guarantee patient happiness[4] ; the other is Dilaudid.[5]
References: Template:Reflist- ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/code-carts/ Emergency Code Carts Now Contain Turkey Sandwiches and Ginger Ale.
- ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2015/02/wolfgang-puck/ Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays.
- ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2014/06/license-suspended/ Nurse Has License Suspended for Ordering Wrong Sandwich
- ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special.
- ↑ http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-policy-dilaudid/ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked