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#On August 22, 2015, '''Hammersley''' put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.<ref>[ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye]</ref>
 
#On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation]</ref>  
 
#On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation]</ref>  
 
#On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking]</ref>
 
#On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking]</ref>
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#On August 20, 2016, '''Hammersley''' only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/swiss-army-commode/ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode]</ref>
 
#On August 20, 2016, '''Hammersley''' only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/swiss-army-commode/ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode]</ref>
 
#On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker]</ref>
 
#On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker]</ref>
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#In early November 2015, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight]</ref>
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#On early November 2016, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight]</ref>
 
#On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref>
 
#On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref>
 
#On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator]</ref>
 
#On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator]</ref>

Revision as of 15:20, 3 March 2017

Brock Hammersley is an orthopedic surgeon.


Notable Events in the Life of Brock

  1. On August 22, 2015, Hammersley put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.[1]
  2. On October 2, 2015, Hammersley explained that the ICD-10 codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."[2]
  3. On February 15, 2016, Hammersley was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."[3]
  4. On April 16, 2016, Hammersley was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.[4]
  5. On July 16, 2016, Hammersley undertook the gargantuan task of reading Infectious Diseases' epic consult note that started with the phrase "Once upon a time..."[5]
  6. On August 20, 2016, Hammersley only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.[6]
  7. On August 27, 2016, Hammersley was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.[7]
  8. On early November 2016, Hammersley played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.[8]
  9. On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, Hammersley was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.[9]
  10. On January 11, 2017, Hammersley repaired his Medicine colleague's stethoscope by slapping on an ex fix.[10]
  11. On January 17, 2017, Hammersley admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.[11]
  12. On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, Hammersley declared that day "National Bone Day."
  13. On February 21, 2017, Brock Hammersley wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with RVR and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.[12]
  14. On March 10, 2017, Hammersley will be presenting a Grand Rounds at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."[13]


References

  1. Jump up ↑ [ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye]
  2. Jump up ↑ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation
  3. Jump up ↑ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking
  4. Jump up ↑ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking
  5. Jump up ↑ ID’s Epic Consult Note Starts with “Once Upon a Time”
  6. Jump up ↑ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode
  7. Jump up ↑ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker
  8. Jump up ↑ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight
  9. Jump up ↑ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone
  10. Jump up ↑ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator
  11. Jump up ↑ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain
  12. Jump up ↑ Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps
  13. Jump up ↑ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today


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