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Revision as of 11:46, 18 June 2017

Circa 2015

A surgeon is a doctor who performs operations but cannot write notes.


Certification


The American Board of Surgery certifies surgeons based on their performance on the board game Operation. Pass rate is 98%, fun rate is 110%.


What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?


Then checkout Clickhole's Clickventure: You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?


Is a Surgeon God?


No. Only God is God. It's just that surgeons are afflicted with egos.[1]


Related Reading


- Abscess

- American College of Surgeons

- Butt Pus

- Catch the Scalpel

- Da Vinci

- Granny Knot

- Marking Pen

- Maximally-Invasive Surgery


References


  1. Surgeon Discovers He’s Not God, Chaos Ensues


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