Difference between revisions of "Femur Fairy"

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"I collect bones too!"

A relation of the [[[Tooth Fairy|tooth fairy]], the femur fairy take peoples' femurs, which are kept under the pillow for safekeeping, and leave them a hefty sum of cash in return.^[1] Femur fairies tend to be more muscular than tooth fairies given the extra heft and size of femurs. It is unclear what the femur fairies do with this amassed collection of long bones, but if they're anything like anesthesiologists they're making forts out of them.^[2]

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- Ex Fix

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- Organ Donation

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- Ta/To Ratio

- Teeth

References

1. ↑ Tooth Fairy Refusing to Take Teeth from a Teratoma (Gomerblog)
2. ↑ Anesthesia Completes Construction of Epic OR Drape Fort (Gomerblog)

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