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A femur is the long bone of the thigh and the longest bone in the body, which articulates at the hip and knee. When a baton is unavailable, a femur is a good substitute during track meets. When drumsticks are unavailable, femurs can be used for percussion.[1]

Physical Exam

With the use of a stethoscope, it is possible to auscultate silence.[2]

What is the Best Way to Fix a Broken Femur?

Apply herbs and essential oils.[3]


Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): My favorite bone in the human body. I prefer the left to the right femur, but that's just me.

Dr. Thor Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery): Last time I took a listen, the femur was still resting.

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  1. Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums (Gomerblog)
  2. Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope (Gomerblog)
  3. Soccer Mom Heals Femur Fracture with Herbs, Essential Oils (Gomerblog)

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