Difference between revisions of "Balls to the Wall"
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To go '''balls to the wall''' is to acquire an emergency encounter with a urologist, as it is almost undoubtedly complicated by any or all of the following: | To go '''balls to the wall''' is to acquire an emergency encounter with a urologist, as it is almost undoubtedly complicated by any or all of the following: | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:39, 23 July 2017
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To go balls to the wall is to acquire an emergency encounter with a urologist, as it is almost undoubtedly complicated by any or all of the following:
- Priapism
- Testicular torsion
- Testicular rupture
- Testicular splatter
- Permanent soprano voice
- Inability to have children
Treatment
The likelihood of success is very low, especially if the urologist doesn't have a spatula or scraper to remove your balls from the wall.
Other Urologic Conditions
- Airball
- Athlete's Testicles
- Blue Balls
- Brady's Balls
- Cockamamie
- Deflated Balls
- Genital Warthogs
- Lazy Testicle
- Urinary Tract Infection
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