Difference between revisions of "CEO"
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| − | A '''CEO''' ( | + | A '''CEO''' (also known as '''chief executive officer''' or '''Lord Emperor''') is the highest-ranking person in a health care system, and is best known for perpetually raising the patient-nurse ratios<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/hospital-ceo-nurse-patient-ratio/ Hospital CEO Praised for Raising Patient:Nurse Ratio to 10:1]</ref>, keeping his or her salary high by keeping [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction]] high<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hospital-ceo-pay/ New Study Finds Hospital CEO Pay Linked to CEO Satisfaction]</ref>, and being a great help in clinic today<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/hospital-ceo/ Report: Hospital CEO Was a Big Help in Clinic Today]</ref>. |
Latest revision as of 05:18, 14 September 2016
A CEO (also known as chief executive officer or Lord Emperor) is the highest-ranking person in a health care system, and is best known for perpetually raising the patient-nurse ratios[1], keeping his or her salary high by keeping patient satisfaction high[2], and being a great help in clinic today[3].
Requirements to be a CEO
- No medical background.
- Infinite supply of nice dark suits.
- Infinite supply of shoes as smooth as obsidian.
- Favorite golf course.
- Huge office with large windows overlooking health care providers who look like ants.
References
- ↑ Hospital CEO Praised for Raising Patient:Nurse Ratio to 10:1
- ↑ New Study Finds Hospital CEO Pay Linked to CEO Satisfaction
- ↑ Report: Hospital CEO Was a Big Help in Clinic Today
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