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'''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' , a Boca Raton negative, is one of health care's most versatile doctors.
'''Career'''
A jack of all trades, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' has worked numerous positions in health care. Some say he has worked one job for each letter of his last name.
# On April 27, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' took a free moment off from work to have "DNR" tattooed at every potential central venous access point on his body.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/dnr-tattoos/ Area Doctor Obtains “DNR” Tattoos At Every Central Venous Access Point After Stint at Rehab Facility]</ref> He was working at a rehab facility at the time.
# On May 12, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' watched a hospital administrator rush to a dying patient's bedside in order to complete core measures.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/hospital-administrator-3/ Heroic Hospital Administrator Rushes To Dying Patient To Complete Core Measures]</ref>
# On July 21, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' found himself in the national spotlight while working at Made De Dios Hospital in Boca Raton, as his patient awoke from a coma only to find out Donald Trump was running for President and subsequently withdrew his own care.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/coma-hears-trump-requests-withdrawal-care/ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care]</ref>
# On August 2, 2016, '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''', now working as an ENT in Boca Baton, made a fortune thanks to his cucumber water ear lavage.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/ent-physician/ ENT Physician Who Rebranded Ear Washes As “Cucumber Water Ear Lavages” Now A Billionaire]</ref>
# Not even two weeks later, Gomerblog reported on August 13, 2016 that '''Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram''' earned himself the title of "The Michael Phelps of Mouse-Clicking" while working in the Department of Internal Medicine in south Florida.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/healthcare-olympic-mouse-clicking-events/ Healthcare Professionals Sweep Medals In All Olympic Mouse-Clicking Events]</ref>