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| − | The '''gravy sweats''' are subtype of meat sweats in which a human being sweats as a result of massive [[Thanksgiving|turkey consumption]]. '''Gravy sweats''' are the first sign of impending hemodynamic collapse and highly suggestive of [http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ elevated blood gravy content] levels.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/obesity-epidemic/ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving]</ref> | + | The '''gravy sweats''' are subtype of meat sweats in which a human being sweats as a result of massive [[Thanksgiving|turkey consumption]]. '''Gravy sweats''' are the first sign of impending hemodynamic collapse and highly suggestive of [http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ elevated blood gravy content] levels.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/obesity-epidemic/ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving]</ref> To wipe oneself when having the '''gravy sweats,''' it is best to use white bread, not napkins or towels. |
Revision as of 05:21, 25 November 2016
The gravy sweats are subtype of meat sweats in which a human being sweats as a result of massive turkey consumption. Gravy sweats are the first sign of impending hemodynamic collapse and highly suggestive of elevated blood gravy content levels.[1][2] To wipe oneself when having the gravy sweats, it is best to use white bread, not napkins or towels.
References
- ↑ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale
- ↑ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving
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