Difference between revisions of "American Society of Anesthesiologists"
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| − | To scratch any itches<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/anesthesiologists-now-required-by-law-to-scratch-itching-surgeons-during-operations/ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations]</ref>, raise any tables<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/anesthesia-to-bill-for-table-changes/ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes]</ref>, and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/puppet-show/ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons]</ref> | + | To scratch any itches<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/anesthesiologists-now-required-by-law-to-scratch-itching-surgeons-during-operations/ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations]</ref>, raise any [[Table Sugar|tables]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/anesthesia-to-bill-for-table-changes/ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes]</ref>, and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/puppet-show/ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons]</ref> |
Revision as of 23:19, 13 February 2017
The American Society of Anesthesiologists (or ASA) is a medical association of anesthesiologists organized to raise the standards of table draping and Sudoku play ("Let no puzzle go unsolved").[1][2]
Mission Statement
To scratch any itches[3], raise any tables[4], and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.[5]
References
- ↑ Why Do Anesthesiologists Really Put Up That Drape in the OR?
- ↑ Anesthesiologist Calls for STAT Sudoku Help in OR 3
- ↑ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations
- ↑ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes
- ↑ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons
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