Hand Sanitizer

Kills 99.99% of germs, it's the 0.01% of them that will kill you, therefore hand sanitizer is pointless.

Additional Reading, But Only After You've Washed Your Hands with Soap & Water

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- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

- Chipotle Mexican Grill

- Epidemic

- Handshake

- Human Interaction

- I Wanna Wash Your Hand (Song)

- Mandell, Douglas, and Bennett's Principles and Practice of Infectious Diseases, 8th Edition

- MRSA

- P**sy

- Mr. Clean

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