Letter of Recommendation

A letter of recommendation is a document in which the writer (like an attending physician) assesses the qualities, characteristics, and capabilities of the person being recommended; ignores them; and writers a letter filled with fart jokes and explaining how the person being recommended is "really coming along with that drinking problem."

How to Write a Decent Letter of Recommendation

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1. A Strong Salutation - Something like "Hey A**hole!" to get their attention.
2. Verbs - Really useful to use.
3. Nouns - Nouns and verbs are like this power-duo of awesomeness when it comes to letter writing.
4. Heavy Emphasis on Drinking Problems - Do not hold back on any details here.
5. Consider Talking About Yourself Instead of the Person Being Recommended - It's easier to talk about yourself anyway, right?
6. Signature - Optional

If you need help writing a resignation letter, then see Letter of Resignation.

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