Prior Authorization

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Prior authorization is a process that prevents medical care, with an average turnaround time of eternity.[1][2] It is as painful as drinking pure capsaicin. For that reason, no health care provider ever does it; it causes dyspnea. Official scorecard: insurers 1, health care practitioners 0, patients 0. Let us put in this way: not even God Himself can figure out prior auth.[3] To undertake the process of a prior authorization is to suffer a death by infinite paper cuts.

How to Fill Out a Prior Auth Form

  1. Fill out form
  2. Fold it into a paper airplane[4]
  3. Throw it as far as you can
  4. Quit medicine to become a pilot[5][6]

Related Reading


  1. Prior Authorization Now Requires Prior Authorization (Gomerblog)
  2. Study: Average Wait Time for Prior Authorization is Eternity (Gomerblog)
  3. God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)
  4. Stack of Paperwork Transforms into Fleet of Paper Planes (Gomerblog)
  5. Radiologist Responds to In-Flight Emergency, Hedges, Asks Pilot to Clinically Correlate (Gomerblog)
  6. Pilot Consults Medicine, Asks if Plane Cleared for Landing (Gomerblog)

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