Letter of Recommendation

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A letter of recommendation is a document in which the writer (like an attending physician) assesses the qualities, characteristics, and capabilities of the person being recommended; ignores them; and writers a letter filled with fart jokes and explaining how the person being recommended is "really coming along with that drinking problem."


How to Write a Decent Letter of Recommendation


  1. A Strong Salutation - Something like "Hey A**hole!" to get their attention.
  2. Verbs - Really useful to use. Use at least 5.
  3. Nouns - Nouns and verbs are like this power-duo of awesomeness when it comes to letter writing.[1]
  4. Heavy Emphasis on Drinking Problems - Do not hold back on any details here. A really great vomit story is essential in a high-quality letter of recommendation.[2]
  5. Consider Talking About Yourself Instead of the Person Being Recommended - It's easier to talk about yourself anyway, right?
  6. Signature - Optional


Another Great Example of a Letter of Recommendation


Please refer to Gomerblog's ERAS Letter of Recommendation (And What We Really Think)


Letters of Resignation


If you need help writing a resignation letter, then see Letter of Resignation.


Related Topics


- Burnout

- Hope

- Letter of Indignation

- Lottery

- Paper Cut

- Preamble to the U.S. Constitution


References


  1. Medical Scribe to Subspecialize in Verbs (Gomerblog)
  2. After Counseling Patient on Evils of Alcohol Abuse, Medical Team Leaves Work & Gets Absolutely Hammered (Gomerblog)


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