Eggplant

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"Hmmm, where can I store these eggplants? The fridge seems too obvious..."

Eggplant is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. Eggplant is one of many items that should never be placed in a rectum for safekeeping.[1] A refrigerator is a much better option.[2]


Additional Reading

- Almond Milk

- Arugula

- Bacon

- BRAT Diet

- Keloid Pie


References

  1. ↑ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts'
  2. ↑ Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved


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