Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)
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References
- ↑ Goop From ER Break Room Becomes Sentient, Asks for Dilaudid
- ↑ Report: Nurse on 3rd Floor Excited to Give 0.1 mg of Dilaudid
- ↑ Pyxis Machine Dispenses Broken Glass Dilaudid Ampule, Laughs on the Inside
- ↑ Patient Able to Get Dilaudid Just Before Leaving AMA
- ↑ ER Hires “Dilaudid Nazi” to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids
- ↑ Drug Seeker Fills Entire Emesis Bucket with Noise Before Receiving Dilaudid
- ↑ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked
- ↑ North Korea Hacks ER Pyxis Machines Nationwide, Renders Them Unable to Dispense Dilaudid
- ↑ Natural Dilaudid Spring Discovered in Alps; Drug Seekers Scramble for Climbing Gear, Airline Tickets
- ↑ [http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/sliding-scale/ Patient Perfects “Sliding Scale Dilaudid” Regimen at Home
- ↑ Record Number of Drug Seekers Expected for Annual Easter Dilaudid Hunt
- ↑ Study: Dilaudid Administration Directly Correlates with High Patient Satisfaction; Narcan Not So Much
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