Third Responder

A third responder is the third person who responds to an emergency. The third responder is the worst.

Dialogue Between a First, Second, and Third Responder

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FIRST RESPONDER: Well, it's about f**king time you got here.

THIRD RESPONDER: Whatever...

SECOND RESPONDER: In all the years we've been dealing with emergencies, you're never the first or second to respond!

FIRST RESPONDER: Yeah, what's that about?

THIRD RESPONDER: Geez, you guys are such gunners... I'm gonna go grab something to eat.

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