Really the one question health care professionals should ask themselves when they see the Periodic Table of Elements is, does the potassium in this chart need repletion?[1] Short of this, file the Periodic Table of Elements under the same category as the Brachial Plexus, Krebs Cycle, and Michaelis-Menten Equation: useless. No one in health care uses this! Unless you're Karen Weaselsnout-Jones, in which case you probably memorized this.[2][3][4][5][6][7] (Gunner.)
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References
- ↑ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Draws Brachial Plexus, Big Whoop (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Explains Krebs Cycle Using Only the Word “Dolor” (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now (Gomerblog)
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