There are several versions of the "Twelve Days of Christmas", but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of Scrubs (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A drunk who drove into a tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree
Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three ODs
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree