Twelve Days of Christmas
From Gomerpedia
There are several versions of the "Twelve Days of Christmas," but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of Scrubs (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A drunk who drove into a tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree
Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three ODs
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree