Twelve Days of Christmas

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There are several versions of the "Twelve Days of Christmas," but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of Scrubs (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:


On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

A drunk who drove into a tree

On the second day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Two shattered skulls

And a drunk who drove into a tree


Twelve beaten children

Eleven drive-by shootings

Ten frozen homeless

Nine amputations

Eight burn victims

Seven strangled shoppers

Six random knifings

Five suicides

Four beaten wives

Three ODs

Two shattered skulls

And a drunk who drove into a tree


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