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For the Love of Pete, Please Try These First!
- 101 Drug Seekers
- ACP Guidelines for the Management of Low Back Pain
- COX-2 Inhibitor
- Tylenol (Acetaminophen)
- Ibuprofen
- Coffee
- Sleeping Beauty
- Special K
- Turkey Sandwich
Gomerblog References
- ↑ Goop From ER Break Room Becomes Sentient, Asks for Dilaudid
- ↑ Report: Nurse on 3rd Floor Excited to Give 0.1 mg of Dilaudid
- ↑ Pyxis Machine Dispenses Broken Glass Dilaudid Ampule, Laughs on the Inside
- ↑ Patient Able to Get Dilaudid Just Before Leaving AMA
- ↑ ER Hires “Dilaudid Nazi” to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids
- ↑ Drug Seeker Fills Entire Emesis Bucket with Noise Before Receiving Dilaudid
- ↑ Local Hospital Has New Policy: Ask for Dilaudid, Get Dilaudid, No Questions Asked
- ↑ North Korea Hacks ER Pyxis Machines Nationwide, Renders Them Unable to Dispense Dilaudid
- ↑ Natural Dilaudid Spring Discovered in Alps; Drug Seekers Scramble for Climbing Gear, Airline Tickets
- ↑ Patient Perfects “Sliding Scale Dilaudid” Regimen at Home
- ↑ Record Number of Drug Seekers Expected for Annual Easter Dilaudid Hunt
- ↑ Study: Dilaudid Administration Directly Correlates with High Patient Satisfaction; Narcan Not So Much
- ↑ Modified DEA License Allows Healthcare Practitioners to Not Prescribe Dilaudid
- ↑ Public Flees California in Droves Due to Dilaudid Shortage
- ↑ Hospital Administrators Consider Renaming MDs to “Morphine & Dilaudid”
- ↑ Study Shows Direct Relationship Between Teddy Bear Size and Dilaudid Dose
- ↑ Exciting New Medical App Allows Patients to Preorder Dilaudid Before ER Arrival
- ↑ Investigation Reveals Dilaudid Manufactured From Unicorn Tears
- ↑ Hospital Enacts New BYOD Policy: Bring Your Own Dilaudid
- ↑ Patients Love New Turkey Sandwich with Dilaudid & Benadryl: The Turlaudidryl Special
- ↑ Allergy-Sniffing Dog Weeds Out Dilaudid-Seeking Liars
- ↑ Three Wise Monkeys Support CDC Opioid Guidelines: “See No Dilaudid, Hear No Dilaudid, Speak No Dilaudid”
- ↑ Spock: “Patient’s Demands for Dilaudid Highly Illogical”
- ↑ Makers of Dilaudid to Officially Change Name to “That One That Starts with a D”
- ↑ ER’s New Dilaudid Salt Lick, Admissions Down 90%
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