A CEO (also known as chief executive officer or Lord Emperor) is the highest-ranking person in a health care system, and is best known for perpetually raising the patient-nurse ratios[1], keeping his or her salary high by keeping patient satisfaction high[2], and being a great help in clinic today[3].
Requirements to be a CEO
- No medical background.
- Infinite supply of nice dark suits.
- Infinite supply of shoes as smooth as obsidian.
- Favorite golf course.
- Huge office with large windows overlooking health care providers who look like ants.
References
- ↑ Hospital CEO Praised for Raising Patient:Nurse Ratio to 10:1
- ↑ New Study Finds Hospital CEO Pay Linked to CEO Satisfaction
- ↑ Report: Hospital CEO Was a Big Help in Clinic Today
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