American College of Cardiology
The American College of Cardiology is a professional medical association created in 1949 to help figure out why aspirin is dosed in multiples of 81.[1][2][3]
Mission Statement
To annihilate those rival bastards, the American Heart Association.
Additional Reading
- American High School of Cardiology
- American Middle School of Cardiology
- American Elementary School of Cardiology
- American Kindergarten of Cardiology
- House of Cards
- McDonald's
References
- ↑ Cardiologist “Very Excited” About the New Updates (Gomerblog)
- ↑ American College of Cardiology Seen Publically Fighting with the American Society of Nephrology (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Cardiologist Admits to Just Using EKG Computer Interpretation for Over 15 Years (Gomerblog)
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