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'''Treatments'''
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Treatment is largely supportive in the form of excess toilet paper and , Bob Ross painting videos, and Z-Pak prescriptions.<ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/brilliant-butthole-sign-diagnostic-tp-hoarding/ Study: ‘Brilliant Butthole Sign’ Diagnostic of TP Hoarding (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/breaking-covid-19-found-in-toilet-paper/ Breaking: COVID-19 Found in Toilet Paper (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/dr-fauci-bob-ross-infinite-loop/ Dr. Fauci Implores We All Watch Bob Ross on Infinite Loop Immediately (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/primary-care-docs-z-pak/ Primary Care Docs Happily Handing Out Z-Pak Prescriptions to Coronavirus Patient (Gomerblog)]</ref> There are currently no known treatments for '''COVID-19'''. Interventions such as prayer, screaming "WHY GOD WHY?!" and remdesivir are currently ongoing. A study involving Kaletra (lopinavir/ritonavir) produced disappointing results, as did the ones that looked at [[Sodium Bicarbonate|sodium bicarb]] and [[Precordial Thump|precordial thumps]]. There was controversy when French health minister, Olivier Véran, warned that [[NSAIDs]] should be avoided In patients with confirmed '''COVID-19'''. This recommendation has not been adopted in the United States due to large opposition on behalf of military health care professionals who state that eliminating [[NSAIDs]] essentially eliminates all that a military health care professional can offer.<ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/military-doctors-petrified-if-motrin-found-to-worsen-coronavirus/ Military Doctors Petrified if Motrin Found to Worsen Coronavirus (Gomerblog)]</ref>