God
In religion, God is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He still needs prior authorization prior to divine intervention.[1][2] Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from God and His wrath when He is filling out paperwork or staffing new consults.[3]
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References
- ↑ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Medicine Consults God for Divine Intervention (Annals of Metaphysical Medicine)
- ↑ Pastoral Care to Staff New Consult with God (Garden of Eden Journal of Medicine)
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