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Reports suggest that coronavirus is capable of traveling back in time.<ref>[https://www.theonion.com/who-warns-outbreaks-in-victorian-england-confirm-corona-1842123259/ WHO Warns Outbreaks In Victorian England Confirm Coronavirus Capable Of Spreading Through Time (The Onion)]</ref>
President Trump had set his sights on reopening the United States by Easter time, but this was derailed when the Easter Bunny tested positive for coronavirus.<ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/easter-bunny-positive-coronavirus/ Easter Bunny Tests Positive for Coronavirus (Gomerblog)]</ref> Palliative Care was consulted and is currently having a family meeting with all 327 million Americans. It is believed consensus will be reached to make the United States [[DNR]].<ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/covid-19-update-palliative-care-makes-u-s-dnr/ COVID-19 Update: Palliative Care Makes U.S. DNR (Gomerblog)]</ref> Until that happens, hospitals are scrambling to ensure health care professionals have an adequate supply of [[ICD-10]] codes.<ref>[https://gomerblog.com/2020/03/supply-of-icd-10-codes-for-covid-19-dangerously-low/ Supply of ICD-10 Codes for COVID-19 “Dangerously Low” (Gomerblog)]</ref>