Standing Ovation
A standing ovation is something a patient deserves when they only wish to manage their pain with Tylenol or NSAIDs[1] or say thank you every once in a while.
Other Scenarios That May Warrant a Standing Ovation
- Patient not asking for double portions
- Patient underutilizing the call light
- When a potassium isn't hemolyzed[2]
- When a low potassium is successfully repleted[3]
- Patient is compliant
- Patient supports vaccination[4]
References
- ↑ Rare Patient Asks Only for Tylenol for Pain, Receives Standing Ovation
- ↑ Blood Sample Spontaneously Unhemolyzes Because Nurse Asks Nicely
- ↑ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium
- ↑ Mutations in the Anti-Vaxxers’ Brain Discovered
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