Surgeon

Circa 2015

A surgeon is a doctor who performs operations but cannot write notes.

Certification

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The American Board of Surgery certifies surgeons based on their performance on the board game Operation. Pass rate is 98%, fun rate is 110%.

What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?

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Then checkout ClickHole's Clickventure: You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?

Is a Surgeon God?

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No. Only God is God. It's just that surgeons are afflicted with egos.

Related Reading

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- Abscess

- American College of Surgeons

- Butt Pus

- Catch the Scalpel

- Da Vinci

- Granny Knot

- Has a surgeon ever converted a laparoscopy into a game of Whack-A-Mole?

- Marking Pen

- Maximally-Invasive Surgery

- Sterile Technique

References

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