Call Light
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The call light is the invention of Johnathon Knochasilver and, as a result, he has been destined to the Ninth Ring of Hell. The call light was unfortunately designed to be pressed no fewer than 2,000 times per hour so that patients can inform the nurse that they're both in 20 out of 10 pain and hungry.[1] The annoyance of call lights was recognized during National Nurses Week in 2015 when call lights were disabled with the use of bedside scissors.[2]
On July 4, 2016, call lights were specially outfitted to replace their obnoxious sounds with America's most patriotic sounds.[3]
References
- ↑ Inventor of Call Light Enjoying the 9th Ring of Hell
- ↑ Charting Suspended, Call Lights Disabled, Bathroom Breaks Okayed for National Nurses Week
- ↑ Patriotic Call Lights, Pagers to Play National Anthem
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