Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram
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Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, a Boca Raton negative, is one of health care's most versatile doctors.
Career
A jack of all trades, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram has worked numerous positions in health care. Some say he has worked one job for each letter of his last name.
- On April 27, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram took a free moment off from work to have "DNR" tattooed at every potential central venous access point on his body.[1] He was working at a rehab facility at the time.
- On May 12, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram watched a hospital administrator rush to a dying patient's bedside in order to complete core measures.[2]
- On July 21, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram found himself in the national spotlight while working at Made De Dios Hospital in Boca Raton, as his patient awoke from a coma only to find out Donald Trump was running for President and subsequently withdrew his own care.[3]
- On August 2, 2016, Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram, now working as an ENT in Boca Baton, made a fortune thanks to his cucumber water ear lavage.[4]
- Not even two weeks later, Gomerblog reported on August 13, 2016 that Dr. Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram earned himself the title of "The Michael Phelps of Mouse-Clicking" while working in the Department of Internal Medicine in south Florida.[5]
References
- Jump up ↑ Area Doctor Obtains “DNR” Tattoos At Every Central Venous Access Point After Stint at Rehab Facility
- Jump up ↑ Heroic Hospital Administrator Rushes To Dying Patient To Complete Core Measures
- Jump up ↑ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care
- Jump up ↑ ENT Physician Who Rebranded Ear Washes As “Cucumber Water Ear Lavages” Now A Billionaire
- Jump up ↑ Healthcare Professionals Sweep Medals In All Olympic Mouse-Clicking Events
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