Eggplant

"Hmmm, where can I store these eggplants? The fridge seems too obvious..."

Eggplant is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. Eggplant is one of many items that should never be placed in a rectum for safekeeping. A refrigerator is a much better option.

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