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'''From "''The House of God"'''''
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''The Next LOL in NAD was seventy-five, [[L'Chaimlich Maneuver|Jewish]], and came in with her upper eyelids '''Scotch-taped''' to her forehead. Reading her old [[EHR|chart]], I found out that this was a case of "drooping lids of unknown etiology'' and that her previous Clinic tern had TURFED her to Ophthalmology, where the resident had told her to "tape them up or I operate" and she'd chosen the tape and had been [[Turf|TURFED]] back to Medicine. This was a [[Bounce Back|BOUNCE]].''
- [[Card-Flip]]
- [http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/orthopedic-surgeon-duct-tape/ Duct Tape]
- [[Grim Beeper]]