17,195
edits
Changes
Created page with "400px|thumb|right An '''old-as-f**k attending''' is any attending who immediately makes you think, "F**k, that '''doctor is f**king old!'''..."
[[File:Old as F**k Attending.jpg|400px|thumb|right]]
An '''old-as-f**k attending''' is any attending who immediately makes you think, "F**k, that '''doctor is f**king old!'''"
'''Diagnosis'''
----
The gold standard is autopsy, which may occur within minutes of meeting the '''old sucker'''. Short of that, there are several traits that are considered pathognomonic for the '''near-dead attending''', also known as '''Old F**ker, M.D.''', '''Dr. Geri McFartson''', or '''Dr. Gomer''':
#Either is napping or [[Death|dead]]
#A kyphotic spine bends '''old-as-f**k attending''' into a question mark, as if you ask, "Am I alive? Still?"
#Hair is whiter than white coat
#Heavy snoring while asleep or awake
#Uses the term "whippersnapper"
'''Related Reading'''
----
- [[DNR]]
- [[Fart]]
- [[Gomer]]
- [[Hospicillin]]
- [[Morgue Rounds]]
'''References'''
----
<references />
[[Category:Medical Celebrity]]
An '''old-as-f**k attending''' is any attending who immediately makes you think, "F**k, that '''doctor is f**king old!'''"
'''Diagnosis'''
----
The gold standard is autopsy, which may occur within minutes of meeting the '''old sucker'''. Short of that, there are several traits that are considered pathognomonic for the '''near-dead attending''', also known as '''Old F**ker, M.D.''', '''Dr. Geri McFartson''', or '''Dr. Gomer''':
#Either is napping or [[Death|dead]]
#A kyphotic spine bends '''old-as-f**k attending''' into a question mark, as if you ask, "Am I alive? Still?"
#Hair is whiter than white coat
#Heavy snoring while asleep or awake
#Uses the term "whippersnapper"
'''Related Reading'''
----
- [[DNR]]
- [[Fart]]
- [[Gomer]]
- [[Hospicillin]]
- [[Morgue Rounds]]
'''References'''
----
<references />
[[Category:Medical Celebrity]]
