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'''Manual disimpaction''' is a medical [[Charting|right of passage]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/medical-student-paged-stat-for-manual-dissimpaction-case/ Medical Student Paged STAT for Fecal Disimpaction Case]</ref> For more information, please check out: [http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/updated-2016-code-constipation-algorithm/ 2016 Code Constipation Algorithm].
'''From ''Scrubs'' Season 1 Episode 6 "My Bad"'''
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J.D.'S NARRATION: There's a lot of horrible things about being an [[July Intern|intern]]: long hours, constant stress, having to deal with [[Death|death]]. But worst of all is the simple fact that the average intern has to disimpact fifteen to twenty bowels a week. (''He arrives at a patient's room, the patient waving enthusiastically. J.D. gives him a thumbs up in return.'') That's why there's a sacred oath among interns never to make fun of each other for doing the things we have to do. (''Elliot comes up next to him.'')
ELLIOT: Hee-hee. You have to touch someone's hiney! (''Suddenly, Dr. Kelso comes up behind them both. Elliot tries to look invisible.'')
DR. KELSO: Dorian, come with me. And Dr... uh...
ELLIOT (''through gritted teeth''): Reid.
DR. KELSO: Sure, why not. Take over for him. (''Elliot looks crushed. Kelso walks off, and J.D. leaves with Kelso.'')
JD (''to Elliot, over his shoulder''): Hee-hee!
'''Related Topics'''
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- [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm]]
- [[Brain Fart]]
- [[CrossSh*t]]
- [[Rectify]]
- [[Sh*tbit]]
- [[Sh*ts and Giggles]]
- [[Tastes Like Sh*t]]
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