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#On June 14, 2017, '''Trump''' was ecstatic to learn that James Comey's urologist confirmed that Comey was a huge leaker.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-leaker/ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 30, 2017, '''Trump''' came up with a new Plan B regarding the border wall with Mexico: have anesthesiologists build an epic drape wall and make them pay for it.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/border-drape-wall/ Trump: Anesthesiology Will Build Border Drape Wall & Pay for It (Gomerblog)]</ref>
* On August 12, 2017, '''Trump''' officially pardoned Anesthesia, thus relieving them of any guilt for the ills of the world. Everyone knows, however, the presidential pardon isn't really going to do anything: we're still gonna blame Anesthesia.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/08/21412/ Trumps Pardons Anesthesia (Gomerblog)]</ref>
