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A '''stick of butter''' should never be pealed like a banana and eaten like a snack.
'''Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider'''
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''Provider (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?''
''Patient (removing '''stick of butter''' from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so that I'd have a snack.''
''Provider (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?''
''Patient: I sure do!''
''Provider: So I see you've come in with congestive heart failure.''
''Patient: It always flares up! Do you know why?''
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]]
'''Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider'''
----
''Provider (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?''
''Patient (removing '''stick of butter''' from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so that I'd have a snack.''
''Provider (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?''
''Patient: I sure do!''
''Provider: So I see you've come in with congestive heart failure.''
''Patient: It always flares up! Do you know why?''
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]]
