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'''The Difference Between a July Intern and a June Intern'''
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This is best summarized here: [http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/june-vs-july-interns/ July vs. June Interns]. It can be best summarized as "'''July interns ''' stink and June interns are better."
However, one sector of the economy does benefit from '''July interns''': the toilet paper industry. The act of '''July interns''' sh*tting themselves has led to a predictable pattern of TP sales where toilet paper companies like Charmin see record sales as the month of July progresses.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/charmin-expects-summer-profits/ Charmin Profits As July Interns Sh*t Themselves]</ref> See Figure 351. Market economists project that 2017 will be a big year for other industries as well: the tissue paper and [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|underwear ]] industries.