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The '''Pyxis machine''' is a mortal enemy of nurses that requires you to wear yellow safety belts<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/nurses-pyxis-safety/ Hospital Mandates Nurses Wear Yellow Safety Belts While Checking Out Pyxis Medications]</ref>, though you openly want to crush it with a [[Sledgehammer|sledgehammer]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/today-is-national-destroy-your-pyxis-with-a-sledgehammer-day/ Today is National Destroy Your Pyxis with a Sledgehammer Day]</ref>   '''Pyxis Shows American Pride'''----July 2016 was a big month for the '''Pyxis machine''' as it got to dispense American flags and other flavor for Fourth of July<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/special-pyxis-dispense-american-flags/ Special Pyxis to Dispense American Flags & Flair]</ref> and then step into the lead role of Hamilton on Broadway.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pyxis-replaces-miranda-hamilton/ Pyxis Replaces Lin-Manuel Miranda in “Hamilton”]</ref>  '''Halloween Pyxis'''----The '''Pyxis''' turned into a complete monster Halloween 2016 when it swallowed a nurse whole.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/pyxis-swallows-nurse-whole/ Spooky: Pyxis Swallows Nurse Whole, Rescue Underway]</ref>

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