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'''Super Bowl LI''' took place on February 5, 2017 in Houston, TX between the Atlanta Falcons and [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/urologists/ New England Patriots]. The Patriots defeated the Falcons in dramatic fashion, winning 34-28 in overtime (OT), thereby ensuring anyone who watched the game was exhausted for work Monday morning and therefore compromised patient care.
''The Second Half''
The Patriots remained lackadaisical for most of the 3rd quarter, with the Falcons building their lead up to 25 points with a score of 28-3. At this point, leading experts such as Gomerblog recommended the Patriots become [[DNR]] with plans for inpatient hospice given the rate of decline. Fortunately for Patriots Nation, Bill Belichick & [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/team-physician/ Tom Brady ] remained Full Code and executed the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history.
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Still unable to process the defeat, members of the Falcons including Dan Quinn and Matt Ryan had only one plausible explanation: it was anesthesia's fault.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/falcons-blame-anesthesia/ Falcons Blame Super Bowl Loss on Anesthesia]</ref> Short of that, there was no other reason to explain this ultimate of choke jobs.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/study-heimlich-maneuver-not-effective-choking-athletes/ Study: Heimlich Maneuver Not Effective on Choking Athletes]</ref>
'''References'''
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[[Category:Medical Sports]]
