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[[File:AAO Logo.png|150px|thumb|right|''Slogan: "If you can read our logo, you have 20/20 vision"'']]
The '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' (or '''AAO''') is the world's largest professional organization of [[Eye Dentist|eye dentists]] that help deal with conditions like [[Eye Rake|eye rakes]] and [[Eye Poke|eye poke]] and can recommend treatments like [[Eye PT|eye PT]]. They're also really good at making [[Eye Candy|eye candy]] and putting on glasses.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/ophthalmology-resident/ Ophthalmology Resident Consulted to Put Glasses On]</ref>
'''Mission Statement'''
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The mission of the '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' is three-fold: (1) to add more H's to the word "ophthalmology", <ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/ophthalmology/ Ophthalmology Gives Up, Drops the First ‘H’ from Its Name]</ref> (2) to shuffle the letters on the [[Really, Really Simplified Snellen Eye Chart|Snellen eye chart]] every once in a while, and, above all else<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/snellen-letter-t/ Letter “T” to Take Top Spot on Snellen, “E” Demoted]</ref> (3) to resist any temptation to poke you in the eyes,<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/physical-exam-tips-the-eye/ Physical Exam Tips: The Eye]</ref> and, above all else, (4) destroy all optometrists.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/ophthalmologists-optometrists/ Thousands Dead in Battle Between Ophthalmologists and Optometrists]</ref>
'''Fun FactFacts'''
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#Did you know becoming an ophthalmologist is a great way to get over [[Ommetaphobia|ommetaphobia]]?<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/ophthalmology-resident-quits-due-to-ommetaphobia/ Ophthalmology Resident Quits Due to Ommetaphobia]</ref>#Did you know an ophthalmologist once saw an inpatient consult? It's true!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/ophthalmologist/ Ophthalmologist Accidentally Agrees to See Inpatient Consult]</ref>#Did you know that getting hit in the eye with a stray dart is probably not a good thing? It's true!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/stray-dart/ So You’ve Been Hit by a Stray Dart, What to Do Next]</ref>
'''Related Reading'''----* [[DNR/DNEye]]* [[Eye Candy]]* [[Eye Dios Mios!]]* [[Eye Hospice]]* [[Eye-Rolling]]* [[Eyerate]]* [[PERRLA]] '''Gomerblog References'''
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