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The mission of the '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' is three-fold: (1) to add more H's to the word "ophthalmology",<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/ophthalmology/ Ophthalmology Gives Up, Drops the First ‘H’ from Its Name]</ref> (2) to shuffle the letters on the [[Really, Really Simplified Snellen Eye Chart|Snellen eye chart]] every once in a while,<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/snellen-letter-t/ http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/snellen-letter-t/ Letter “T” to Take Top Spot on Snellen, “E” Demoted]</ref> (3) to resist any temptation to poke you in the eyes,<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/physical-exam-tips-the-eye/ Physical Exam Tips: The Eye]</ref> and, above all else, (4) destroy all optometrists.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/ophthalmologists-optometrists/ Thousands Dead in Battle Between Ophthalmologists and Optometrists]</ref>