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#On April 26, 2016, '''Trump''' took advantage of his short-lived tenure as oncologist to make people's bodies great again.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/oncologist-dr-trump/ Oncologist Dr. Trump: Making Your Body Great Again (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 21, 2016, a comatose patient Murray Bernstein miraculously awoke only to find that Trump could be President of the United States. Shortly after, Bernstein requested withdrawal of life-sustaining care.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/coma-hears-trump-requests-withdrawal-care/ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 22, 2016, '''Trump''' announced his plan to build a "UUUUGE wall" around hospitals in order to keep patients out.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/trump-build-wall-around-hospitals/ Trump Unites Us All with Plan to Build Wall Around Hospitals, Prevent Admissions(Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On December 2, 2016, President-elect '''Trump''' changed his mind and announced his plans to appoint [[Dr. Oz|Mehmet Oz]] as [[Surgeon General]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/trump-to-appoint-dr-oz-as-surgeon-general/ Trump to Appoint Dr. Oz as Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On January 20, 2017, '''Trump''' offered the nation's medical students a unique opportunity to fill seats at his presidential inauguration.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/trump-offers-med-students-golden-opportunity-seat-fillers-inauguration/ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration (Gomerblog)]</ref>