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'''Before the Presidency'''
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#On September 9, 2015, '''Trump''' said that he would appoint [[Jenny McCarthy]] as Surgeon General if elected as President of the United States.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/surgeon-general-trump/ If Elected, Trump to Appoint Jenny McCarthy as Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref>#On March 3, 2016, '''Trump''' opened Trump University School of Medicine, which focuses on the art of the deal more so than the art of medicine.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/trump-university-school-of-medicine/ Trump University School of Medicine Now Accepting Applications! (Gomerblog)]</ref>#On April 26, 2016, '''Trump''' took advantage of his short-lived tenure as oncologist to make people's bodies great again.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/oncologist-dr-trump/ Oncologist Dr. Trump: Making Your Body Great Again(Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 21, 2016, a comatose patient Murray Bernstein miraculously awoke only to find that Trump could be President of the United States. Shortly after, Bernstein requested withdrawal of life-sustaining care.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/coma-hears-trump-requests-withdrawal-care/ Patient Awakens from Coma, Hears About Trump, Requests Withdrawal of Care (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 22, 2016, '''Trump''' announced his plan to build a "UUUUGE wall" around hospitals in order to keep patients out.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/trump-build-wall-around-hospitals/ Trump Unites Us All with Plan to Build Wall Around Hospitals, Prevent Admissions]</ref>
#On December 2, 2016, President-elect '''Trump''' changed his mind and announced his plans to appoint [[Dr. Oz|Mehmet Oz]] as [[Surgeon General]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/trump-to-appoint-dr-oz-as-surgeon-general/ Trump to Appoint Dr. Oz as Surgeon General (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On January 20, 2017, '''Trump''' offered the nation's medical students a unique opportunity to fill seats at his presidential inauguration.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/trump-offers-med-students-golden-opportunity-seat-fillers-inauguration/ Trump Offers Med Students Golden Opportunity as Seat-Fillers for Inauguration (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On February 18, 2017, '''Trump''' admitted despite plans to appoint [[Dr. Oz|Mehmet Oz]] as the new [[Surgeon General]] he forgot about Dre.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/trump-forgot-dre/ Surgeon General Appointment: Trump Forgot About Dre (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On April 1, 2017, '''Trump''' and health care professionals were befuddled when former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn requested immunity from the [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]] and immunizations from the Senate Intelligence Committee.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/michael-flynn-immunity/ Confused Michael Flynn Requests Immunity from CDC, Immunizations from Senate Intelligence Committee (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On May 31, 2017, '''Trump''' tweeted "covfefe," which was pure ecstasy for both the media and medicine.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/orthopedic-note-simply-says-covfefe/ Orthopedic Note Simply Says “Covfefe” (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/medical-subspecialties-covfefe/ The Meaning of “Covfefe” by Medical Subspecialty (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On June 14, 2017, '''Trump''' was ecstatic to learn that James Comey's urologist confirmed that Comey was a huge leaker.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/comey-leaker/ Comey Urologist Confirms: He is a Leaker (Gomerblog)]</ref>
