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| + | '''Medical management''' is that thing surgical subspecialties consult Medicine for even though the patient has no medical problems.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/03/history-and-physical/ Medicine Consulted for History and Physical (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/hctz/ Medicine Consult on the Fence About Restarting HCTZ (Gomerblog)]</ref> | ||
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| − | + | ''Surgeon'': Can you consult? You know, for '''medical management'''. | |
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| + | ''Medicine'' ''([[Eye-Rolling|rolls eyes]])'': And what medical problems do they have? | ||
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| + | ''Surgeon'' ''(after long pause)'': None. ''(Awkward pause.)'' If you could see them now, that's be great. Thanks. ''(Hangs up.)'' | ||
| − | + | ''Medicine'': FML. | |
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| + | * [[Conservative Management]] | ||
| + | * [[Surgical Management]] | ||
| + | * [[Anger Management]] | ||
| + | * [[Risk Management]] | ||
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| + | '''References''' | ||
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[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]] | [[Category:Phrases & Expressions]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:08, 8 December 2017
Medical management is that thing surgical subspecialties consult Medicine for even though the patient has no medical problems.[1][2]
A Common Conversation
Surgeon: Are you Medicine?
Medicine: Why yes, and how are you to-
Surgeon: Can you consult? You know, for medical management.
Medicine (rolls eyes): And what medical problems do they have?
Surgeon (after long pause): None. (Awkward pause.) If you could see them now, that's be great. Thanks. (Hangs up.)
Medicine: FML.
Related Reading
References
- ↑ Medicine Consulted for History and Physical (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Medicine Consult on the Fence About Restarting HCTZ (Gomerblog)
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